01. "A Brief Hello" 02. "An Important Relationship Lesson" 03. "Gay Guys Rule" 04. "One Scary Ass Fucking Black Guy" 05. "The Bridge, Lol" 06. "One Fat Ass Fucking Lady" 07. "Fuck Florida" 08. "Penguins Are Assholes" 09. "Nice Baby" 10. "What Sex Is That Thing?" 11. "Bombing Etiquette" 12. "Bonding With People Sucks" 13. "Women Tell Shitty Stories" 14. "Poker Playing Dickheads" 15. "John Edwards And Abbreviations" 16. "Brief Chat With A Heckler" 17. "I Wish I Fucked Jenna" 18. "A Tender Moment With Larry Flynt" 19. "A Hug From Kiss" 20. "Meeting Laura Bush" 21. "Britney's Vagina" 22. "Heather Mills Is A Cunt On Wheel" 23. "Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock" 24. "Eat My Asshole" 25. "Cum Burns" 26. "Shave That Fucking Thing" 27. "A Pile Of Pussy"